Whore Stories: What/Who Comedians Do in the Dark

Name: Whore Stories: What/Who Comedians Do in the Dark
Location: Black Pearl, Ta' Xbiex, Malta

Where

Black Pearl, Ta' Xbiex, Malta View map

Horror isn't funny, but our comedians (see: degenerates) have a few stories of their own. Part of a series of themed standup comedy shows in English by Wild Standup Comedy Malta.

Ticket sales finished!

Ticket sales for Whore Stories: What/Who Comedians Do in the Dark unfortunately have now finished! The last day of this event was on Friday 27-Oct-2023. Ticket sales ended at Friday 27-Oct-2023 22:00.

Description

The young, wholesome, virginal Andrew J. Scibberras has a terrifying problem... he has no game.

He attracts women with his youthful exuberance, then scares them off with his boring mouth. What that mouth do? Algebra.

The night begins with the male whores (Ed Vassallo, David Lahna, and Dan Xuereb) regaling Andrew with stories of their youth, and the lessons in love they learnt the hard (heh) way.

But all this is merely a pretence for the main event, our scandalous headliner for the evening, Paige Possanza!

Also, expect a special guest appearance from the spirit of Ali Storm.

Doors Open: 8pm

Show Starts: 9pm (SHARP)

Show Ends: 11:30pm

Price: €10

- All ticket holders also get 10% off all food at the Black Pearl restaurant before the show

Dress Code: Spicy Halloween (Translation - A costume to make your nanna do the sign of the cross)

*All our standup comedy shows are performed in English*

Whore Stories: What/Who Comedians Do in the Dark

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